I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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