i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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