she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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