i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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