is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
