Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
