On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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