brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
