so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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