I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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