My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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