I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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