just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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