Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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