I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think i have two assholes
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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