That's intense
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I think my moral compass just broke
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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