So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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