what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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