My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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