just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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