I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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