i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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