you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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