It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
two words: eviction party
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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