am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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