how can u be prego again
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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