Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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