oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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