Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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