Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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