Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
