you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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