White coat. Heels.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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