so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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