Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
