you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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