I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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