Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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