he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
then he tried to convert me to islam
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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