turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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