I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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