Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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