Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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