forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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