I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I didn't notice because vodka
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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