somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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