I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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