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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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