forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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