is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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