I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Randomize
