I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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