A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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