The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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