is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I AM VODKA MAN
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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