and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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