I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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